Chart / January

Well, the verdict is in: Reality Testing is the greatest cyberpunk novel since Neuromancer. Not my words, but the words of a friend who was being nice to me. There’s no refuting that. It’s official.

In all po-faced seriousness, though, the novel is #2 for hard science fiction, #7 for cyberpunk and #9 for genetic engineering sci fi (no idea where that came from) on Amazon, so people are, if not reading it, then at least consistently downloading it. Still lacking reviews, obviously, but chasing them is more dispiriting than listening to the government’s latest announcement on how soon things won’t be opening again, so I’m counting on readers to submit them of their own accord. I have faith in them. Ha.

Apparently now I’m supposed to quickly follow up on this with part two of Reality Testing and turn the gentle wind at my back into a cyperpunk ebook hurricane, but I’m working on something else and I barely have a sketch of what the sequel will be, so don’t expect that until 2022 (a year that somehow sounds so much farther away than it actually is).

In non-dystopian news, I had a short story called “The Artisan’s Chandelier” accepted for publication by The Sea Letter, a magazine based in Texas. It was pretty much the only short story I submitted last year, so that’s rewarding. It’ll be out sometime in February or March, I’m told.

Freak music for the bleak midwinter:

1 Downface - Bring Me Down

2 Sleaford Mods - Shortcummings

3 Prong - Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck

4 Gruntruck - Broken

5 Squid - Sludge (the answer to the question: What if James Murphy fronted a Talking Heads cover band?)

6 Fontaines, D.C. - Televised Mind

7 Shame - Great Dog

just need a samurai sword from the mall and we’ve got our starter pack.

just need a samurai sword from the mall and we’ve got our starter pack.

Reality Testing is available on your junktech devices now!

Rather foolishly, amid all the stress involved in publishing a novel at relatively short notice, I forgot to make an announcement on my own website. And so: Reality Testing is out now! It scraped into the Amazon top 100 for cyberpunk and hard science fiction on Wednesday, which was pleasant, and there’s a marketing campaign scheduled to kick off on Monday. A few reviews from publications/bloggers should hopefully arrive within the next couple of months. Other than that….not much I can do now, is there? It’s out, in the world, no longer my own, and I am left alone with my fears of inadequacy and imposter syndrome. Maybe I should write an essay about that.

Enough. Watch the trailer below and purchase for the couldn’t-be-lower-sum of €/$2.99 here and here and here.