Chart / November

I swear that as soon as I’m done churning out novel after novel like I’m Barbara Cartland with a moustache, I’ll put together a few essays tackling the noble art of Writing, if for no other reason than this blog section doesn’t just become a parade of Chart entries. Fortunately, I’m almost done with the next draft of The Distance, so expect a treatise on why Henry Miller’s writing laid the blueprint for Coltrane’s Interstellar Space next month. I’m kidding. Even I’m not that much of a pipe-smoking, beard-stroking Whitester.

In pleasant Reality Testing news, I received a highly complimentary review from Justin over at 23rd Legion. The highlight: “This dystopia is an absolute chef’s kiss of “wow, everybody got fucked really badly.”” Now, this is going to sound a little bitter, but isn’t it funny how I can find people willing to read the book over in deepest, darkest USA, yet not a single publication I’ve written to in Berlin has responded to my noble entreaties? It was the same old situation with By the Feet of Men, but I thought that was because the book wasn’t set in Berlin. This time, though, I gots da proof: Unless you’re a cocktail maestro who thinks it’s a good idea to add a shiitake mushroom reduction to a rusty nail or a fashion designer whose latest collection is modelled on the balletic movements of the Brazilian wandering spider, this city’s blogging elite gives approximately zero shits about Berlin-based artists. Yes, yes, like I said, very bitter.

Book of the month: Slim pickings. I read The Warriors by Sol Yurick, which was disappointing (don’t get me started on the Afterword, in which he decides to start dissecting The Stranger for who-the-hell-knows-what reason) and Women Talking by Miriam Toews, which was, for my taste, poorly written. Let’s say this short story by Chaya Bhuvaneswar instead.

Album of the month: Hushed and Grim by Mastodon. One and a half hours of twisty riffs, three dudes singing and guitar solos. Just mainline it into my eyeballs.

Musique concrete:

1 DjRUM - Blue Violet

2 Timo Maas - Azamutha

3 Vesperi - Joyhauser

4 CINTHIE - Crystal Groove

5 Pavel Khvaleev - Unbroken

6 Pretty Girl - The Only Way Out Is Through

7 GHEIST - Zeit

mellow yellow.

Chart / October

Quick, somebody make me contact reviewers and publications. What a drag that part of the writing cycle is. I have like 50 copies of Reality Testing sitting here from the publisher waiting to be sent out around Europe. Haven’t done it. It’s funny how with By The Feet Of Men I jumped into doing it 12 months in advance, and now there are just three months until release and I’m putting it off like Procrastinor, King of Mañana. Writing and editing are just so much more rewarding.

Quick, somebody get me an agent.

Book of the month: Medicine Walk by Richard Wagamese. A study of masculinity released through the small publisher Milkweed that could easily sit alongside Cormac McCarthy at Penguin. The writing is similar in its cadences and stripped-back elegance, but it lacks the harsh nihilism of McCarthy. There’s a real love to the writing and in the characters, and Wagamese celebrates nature from the first page to the last. Parts of it remind me of Walden in that sense. I can also see shades of Faulkner and Steinbeck. It’s just brilliant from start to finish. I wish I could write to Wagamese and say so, but he sadly passed away in 2017. In the next life, I suppose.

Album of the month: I’ll go ahead and say MY ONE. The Old Colossus by Redscale. 10,000 plays on Apple Music and 10,000 plays on Spotify can’t be wrong…except for the artists and their ability to make a buck from their art, obviously. Anyway, it rocks.

Movie of the month: The Man Who Would Be King. Sean Connery! Michael Caine! Christopher Plummer! John Huston in the director’s chair! A critical look at the pomp and circumstance of British colonialism! This seems like a film I would have watched on a rainy afternoon as a kid with my Dad making a comment on the accuracy of the drills and rifles and uniforms every thirty seconds, but no. It slipped through my radar. What a hidden gem. I love the Kipling short story, but I think the movie manages to outdo it.

Metal militia music:

1 Testament - Return to Serenity

2 Craneium - Beyond the Pale

3 TOOL - Pushit

4 Down - Lifer

5 Deafheaven - Great Mass of Color

6 Redscale - Lathe of Heaven

the man in the high castle

Chart / September

The sequel to Reality Testing is DONE.

I mean, I say ‘done’. The first draft is done. Which is like saying a house is done when all you’ve done is run out and buy a bag of cement and dig some holes in the ground. But whatever: this has been a trying year - more so than the last - so I’m pleased to have been able to steer book six in the Grant Price Pantheon of Published and Unpublished Novels to its conclusion. And now I can finally get back to book 5 and give it the attention it deserves.

Book of the month: Death’s End by Cixin Liu. When the first part is about working out how to accelerate a human brain to 1/10 the speed of light so that it’ll be intercepted by an alien armada, you know you’re on to some good nerd writing.

Album of the month: Not Senjutsu by Iron Maiden. Maybe Hey What by Low or The North Water by Tim Hecker.

Film of the month: I mean, Dune, obviously. One of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. If no sequel is made, it will be a travesty.

Music for leaves falling down:

1 Four Tet - She Moves She

2 Tom Waits - Hell Broke Luce

3 Alice in Chains - God Smack

4 Sleater-Kinney - God Is A Number

5 Shinedown - Fly From The Inside

6 The Upsetters - Super Ape

the remains of the day.

the remains of the day.

Chart / August

Well. Here we are. Train’s pulling in to the end of summer and we’re being kicked out onto the platform of sinking temperatures and insatiable rainclouds. That came quickly.

Still, you know what shit weather is good for? That’s right, skateboarding! I mean writing. I think I said last month that I was aiming to finish the sequel to Reality Testing by the end of August. Didn’t happen, but we are at 75,000 words and it will be done by the end of September. How’s about that. Book six in the bag.

Publications of the month! None, on account of not submitting to any.

Book of the month! Deliverance by James Dickey, the USA’s 18th poet laureate. Never have I read a more self-aware exploration of the boundary between male homosocial and homosexual relationships. The film is more immediate, but Dickey has a way with words that builds on the Hemingway archetype and makes it something even purer and more beautiful.

Film of the month! Promising Young Woman if we’re talking new movies; It Should Happen To You if we’re talking old ones. Judy Holliday was the best.

Swinging vines in the music jungle:

  1. Belmondawg & Diskret - Followup

  2. Rival Consoles - Pulses of Information

  3. Iceage - Gold City

  4. Adelphi Music Factory - Street Swimming

  5. WATEVA - Good Intentions

  6. Skream - Trees

  7. Daniel Avery - Hazel and Gold

its ur boi drumbo

its ur boi drumbo